Jokes & Shayari: Girlfriend Jokes

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Thursday, 9 October 2014

Boys will always be boys!!

Heights of coolness…….!!
.
Two best friends coming out of the

examination hall with chips and coke in
hands.
.
First friend: Which paper was it??..

Second friend: I guess it was maths…not
sure..

1st: (surprisingly):You read the question
paper??..

2nd: NO..! I saw a girl sitting besides me
using a calculator

Girl to hr Blind BF :
Kash tum dehk saktey ke main
kitni
khubsurat hu..
.
.
.
.
BF: Itni khubsurat hoti toh kya
Aankh wale Tujhe Mere liye
chhod
jaate..
.
.
Kamini andha hu bevkoof nahi..

Girl: janu apni ye
Diamond
ring muje de do...
.
Boy: kyo dear ? ?
.
Girl: me roz ise dekh kar
tumhe yaad krungi...
.
Boy: yaad toh tum
wese bhi
muje krogi...
.
Girl: wo kese ??
.
.
.
Boy: ye soch kar ki
mujse
diamond ring mangi thi,
or Kamine ne nhi di
boys thoko LIKE