Jokes & Shayari: Husband Wife Jokes

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Thursday, 11 September 2014

Tuesday, 9 September 2014

Ek Nayi Book Ki Lakhon Copies 2 Din
Me Hi Bik Gayi,
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Kyunki Title Ke
Typing
me Thodi Galati Ho Gai Thi.
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Book Ka Name Tha..
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“AN IDEA CAN CHANGE YOUR WIFE" instead of LIFE

A friend asked - How did you make it
possible??
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Husband - We went 2 Shimla for our
Honeymoon, While Horse riding My Wife's
Horse jumped & my wife fell down, she got up,
patted the Horse's back & said "Dis is your 1st
time"
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After a while,it happened again. She said "dis
is your 2nd time" & .
When it happened the 3rd time, she took out a
gun & shot the
horse.
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I shouted, you psycho, you killed the horse.
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She gave a grave look & said "dis is your 1st
time". &
Since then we are very happy...

6 saal me 6 bacche
ye kya mazak hai
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Daamaad :
Maine Aapse pehle hi kaha tha
garib zarur hu par.
Aapki beti ko khali pet nai
rakhunga..!!..lolzz

THERE 3 KINDS OF MEN..
ARE

1. THE EUROPEANS
they have 1 wife and 1 girlfrnd but they love their wife most .
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2 THE AMERICANS
They have 1 wife and 1 girlfrnd but they love their girlfrnd the most..
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3. THE INDIANS
They have 1 wife and 4 girlfrnds but they love their mother the most..

Jai mata di....
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And the special one. --
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THE ARABS
They have 4 wives and 1 girlfrnd. But they love their camel the most!! Vallaah Habibi!!...!!..hahaha

Husband: Tumhare Shaadi se
pehle kitne boyfriend the?
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Wife silent.....
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Husband chilla ke:
Mai iss khamoshi ko kya samjhu?
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Wife: Haaye Rabba.. Gin to rahi
hu, Chilla kyun rahe ho.