Saturday, 30 August 2014
Neil Armstrong landed on moon &
found 2
men already there.....
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He asked: "Who are you ??
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They replied : " Cameraman Praful
k sath
Deepak Chaurasia AAJ TAK.
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found 2
men already there.....
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He asked: "Who are you ??
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They replied : " Cameraman Praful
k sath
Deepak Chaurasia AAJ TAK.
Kya kahein kuch bhi kaha nahi jaata,
Dard milta hain par saha nahi jaata,
Ho gayi hai mohabbat es kadar apse,
Bina yad kiye apko humse jiya nhi jata
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Dard milta hain par saha nahi jaata,
Ho gayi hai mohabbat es kadar apse,
Bina yad kiye apko humse jiya nhi jata
Khwab Bankar Teri Aankho Me Samana Hai
Dava Bankar Tere Har Dard Ko Mitana Hai,
Hasil Hai Mujhe Jamane Bhar Ki Khushiyan,
Meri har khushi ko bas tujh par lootana hain
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Dava Bankar Tere Har Dard Ko Mitana Hai,
Hasil Hai Mujhe Jamane Bhar Ki Khushiyan,
Meri har khushi ko bas tujh par lootana hain
1)
Apna toh chaahaton mein bas yahi usool hain,
Jab tu kubool hai to tera sab kuch kubool hain
Apna toh chaahaton mein bas yahi usool hain,
Jab tu kubool hai to tera sab kuch kubool hain
2)
Sab bhul jata hu aap ke siva, yeh kya muje hua hai ?
Kya esi ehsaas ko duniya ne pyar ka naam diya hai ?
Sab bhul jata hu aap ke siva, yeh kya muje hua hai ?
Kya esi ehsaas ko duniya ne pyar ka naam diya hai ?
Kon kahta hai mohbat ki jubaan hoti hai
Honto k bina khule hi hakikat baya hoti h
Ishq woh khudayi hain mere dost……
Jo lafjo se nahi aankho se baya hoti hai
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Honto k bina khule hi hakikat baya hoti h
Ishq woh khudayi hain mere dost……
Jo lafjo se nahi aankho se baya hoti hai
Tere har gum ko apni rooh me utaar lun
Zindagi apni teri chahat me sawaar lun
Mulaqat ho tujhase kuch is tarah meri,
Sari umr bas ek mulaqat me gujaar lun
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Zindagi apni teri chahat me sawaar lun
Mulaqat ho tujhase kuch is tarah meri,
Sari umr bas ek mulaqat me gujaar lun
Jo kabhi mila nahi, woh mera nahi
Jo khawab deka tha wo pura hua nahi
Jo chahat thi meri usse bataya hi nahi
Kash ke jeet loon sab ka Dil lekin……..
Itni mohalat kabhi kisi ne di hi nahi….
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Jo khawab deka tha wo pura hua nahi
Jo chahat thi meri usse bataya hi nahi
Kash ke jeet loon sab ka Dil lekin……..
Itni mohalat kabhi kisi ne di hi nahi….
Apne haseen hotho ko kisi parde me chipa liya karo,
Hum jara gustakh log h, najro se chum liya karte hai
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Hum jara gustakh log h, najro se chum liya karte hai
1. They believe in saving. Still they go out & buy expensive clothes.
2. Always buy expensive clothes but never have anything 2 wear.
3. Never have anything 2 wear, but always dressed beautifully.
4. Always dressed beautifully, but never satisfied.
5. Never satisfied, but still expect men to compliment them.
6. Expect men to compliment, but don't believe them if complemented.
7. Don't believe them if complimented, but blush when complimented !!Extremely Complicated!!
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2. Always buy expensive clothes but never have anything 2 wear.
3. Never have anything 2 wear, but always dressed beautifully.
4. Always dressed beautifully, but never satisfied.
5. Never satisfied, but still expect men to compliment them.
6. Expect men to compliment, but don't believe them if complemented.
7. Don't believe them if complimented, but blush when complimented !!Extremely Complicated!!
Husband : I found Aladin's lamp today.
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Wife : wow, what did u ask for darling ??
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Husband : I asked him to increase your brain
ten times..
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Wife : oh..darling..luv u so much..
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Did he do that ??
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Husband : He laughed and said multiplication
doesn't apply on zero!!!
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Wife : wow, what did u ask for darling ??
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Husband : I asked him to increase your brain
ten times..
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Wife : oh..darling..luv u so much..
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Did he do that ??
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Husband : He laughed and said multiplication
doesn't apply on zero!!!
Wife Raat Ko Bed Pe Sokar Boli:" Aaj kuch Aisa
Karo K Mere Paseeney Chhut Jaaye...
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Banta Utha Aur
Fan Band Karke So Gaya..
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Moral:" I don't post dirty jokes"
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Karo K Mere Paseeney Chhut Jaaye...
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Banta Utha Aur
Fan Band Karke So Gaya..
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Moral:" I don't post dirty jokes"
=))
08 - You take her to bed and tell her a story.
18 - You tell her a story and take her to bed.
28 - You don't need to tell her any story to take her to bed.
38 - She tells you a story and takes you to bed.
48 - You tell her a story to avoid going to bed.
58 - You stay in bed all day to avoid hearing her story.
18 - You tell her a story and take her to bed.
28 - You don't need to tell her any story to take her to bed.
38 - She tells you a story and takes you to bed.
48 - You tell her a story to avoid going to bed.
58 - You stay in bed all day to avoid hearing her story.
Army Training Ke Dauran.
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Officer Ne Puttan Se Pucha: 'Ye
Hath Me Kya
Hai?'
Puttan : "Sir, Banduk Hai...!
Officer : "Ye Banduk Nahi!
Tumhari
Izzat Hai,
Shaan Hai,
Ye Tumhari Maa Hai Maa.!!"
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Phir Officer Ne Dusre Sipahi
Gajodhar Se Puccha:
"Ye Hath Me Kya Hai?"
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Gajodhar : "Sir,
Ye Puttan Ki Maa Hai,
Uski Izzat Hai,
Uski Shaan Hai
Aur Hamari Aunty Hai Aunty..!"
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Officer Ne Puttan Se Pucha: 'Ye
Hath Me Kya
Hai?'
Puttan : "Sir, Banduk Hai...!
Officer : "Ye Banduk Nahi!
Tumhari
Izzat Hai,
Shaan Hai,
Ye Tumhari Maa Hai Maa.!!"
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Phir Officer Ne Dusre Sipahi
Gajodhar Se Puccha:
"Ye Hath Me Kya Hai?"
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Gajodhar : "Sir,
Ye Puttan Ki Maa Hai,
Uski Izzat Hai,
Uski Shaan Hai
Aur Hamari Aunty Hai Aunty..!"
Mat dekh koi shaks gunehgar kitna hai,
Ye dekh tere saath wafadar kitna hai,
Ye mat soch use kuch logo se nafrat hai,
Ye dekh use tujhse pyar kitna hai..."
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Ye dekh tere saath wafadar kitna hai,
Ye mat soch use kuch logo se nafrat hai,
Ye dekh use tujhse pyar kitna hai..."
Kisne bheege hue baalon se ye jhatkaa pani,
Jhoom ke aayi ghata toot ke barasa pani.
Koi matawali ghata peeke jawani ki umang,
Dil baha le gaya barsat ka pehala pani…
Cute relationship is..
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when someone is angry with you and says -
"I will never talk to you" . .
And later comes back to you to just
inform you: - "I am still angry"
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when someone is angry with you and says -
"I will never talk to you" . .
And later comes back to you to just
inform you: - "I am still angry"
Tujhe Dil Se Juda Kabhi Hone Nahi Denge,
Tujhe Nind B Aaye To Sone Nahi Denge,
Tujhe Nind B Aaye To Sone Nahi Denge,
Tera Pyar Humein Itna Pyara Hai K
Hum Mar B Gaye To Tujhe Rone Nahi Denge ..!!!
Hum Mar B Gaye To Tujhe Rone Nahi Denge ..!!!
