A friend asked - How did you make it
possible??
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Husband - We went 2 Shimla for our
Honeymoon, While Horse riding My Wife's
Horse jumped & my wife fell down, she got up,
patted the Horse's back & said "Dis is your 1st
time"
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After a while,it happened again. She said "dis
is your 2nd time" & .
When it happened the 3rd time, she took out a
gun & shot the
horse.
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I shouted, you psycho, you killed the horse.
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She gave a grave look & said "dis is your 1st
time". &
Since then we are very happy...

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Boys will always be boys!! 

Heights of coolness…….!! 
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Two best friends coming out of the

examination hall with chips and coke in
hands.
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First friend: Which paper was it??..

Second friend: I guess it was maths…not
sure..

1st: (surprisingly):You read the question
paper??..

2nd: NO..! I saw a girl sitting besides me
using a calculator

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1 Ladki Bus Stand Pe Khadi Thi
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1 Ladka Bike Pe Jatta Hai . .
. .
Vapas Ata Hai Or Uss Ladki Se
Puchta Hai
.
.
. .
Pehchana Kya ???
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Ladki : " Nahi Toh . .
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Ladka : " Kya Yaar, Abhi To
Samne Se Gaya
Tha    

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Teacher :" Agr Tum Dost ko 500 do, usko200 ki
Zarurt Ho to Wo Kitne Wapas Dega ??
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Stdnt:" Kuchh bhi Nai..
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Teacher :" Kya Tum maths Nai Jante ?? .
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Student:" Sir Aap Un Kamino ko Nai Jante...

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Two factory workers are talking. The woman says, "I can make the boss give me the day off."
The man replies, "And how would you do that?"
The woman says, "Just wait and see." She then hangs upside-down from the ceiling.
The boss comes in and says, "What are you doing?"
The woman replies, "I'm a light bulb."
The boss then says, "You've been working so much that you've gone crazy. I think you need to take the day off."
The man starts to follow her and the boss says, "Where are you going?"
The man says, "I'm going home, too. I can't work in the dark." 

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