Le Kar Aana Usse Mere Janaaze Mein;
Ek Aakhri Haseen Mulaqat Toh Hogi;
Mere Jism Mein Beshak Jaan Na Ho Magar;
Meri Jaan Mere Jism Ke Pass To Hogi!

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Apni Haseen Ankhon Mein Chuppa Lo Mujh Ko;
Mohabbat Agar Karte Ho To Chura Lo Mujh Ko;
Khone Ka Agar Khauf Hai Tumhein To;
Dil Kee Har Dhadkan Mein Basaa Lo Mujh Ko!

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Pappu was perplexed by a question in the examination.
Q: What are 'gills'?
Pappu tried hard to remember but in vain. Then he asked Bunty sitting behind him.
Bunty: They have some connection with fish.
Pappu's eyes lit up and he wrote... GILLS are found in Punjab and generally in Ludhiana. They're very found of alcohol which they enjoy everyday with 'Fried Fish'!

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Santa and banta jungle mein, saamne aayaa sher…

Banta ne sher ki aakhon main matthi phenki, aur bhaagne lagaa aur santa ko bhi bhaagne ko kahaa.

Santa : Main kyun bhaagu, matthi to tune phenki hai.

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Chintoo : Aaj maine apni class mein sabse pyaari larki ko phansa li..

Friend : Woh kaisey?

Chintoo : “Class lagi thi.. Maine kaghaz ka jahaz bana ke Phainka. Jahaza teacher ke pass chala gaya. Uss ne ghusey se poocha yeh kiss ne phainka? Maine us larki ka naam le liya aur who phans gaye bichari.”

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Just because my eyes do not show tears,
doesn't mean my heart doesn't cry n i don't get hurt.

Just because I come out strong, doesn't mean
there is nothing wrong.

Often I choose to pretend that I'm happy.

So I don't have to explain myself to people
who'll never understand.

Smiling has always been easier than
explaining y I'm sad...!

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Dil ka dard dil torrne waley kiya jaaney,
Pyar ke rivajon ko zamana kiya jaaney,

Hoti hai kitni takleef larrki ko pataney main,
Ye ghar pe baitha larki ka baap kiya jaaney

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Boy askd girl: y do u love a rose,
Which dies in a day. But
Don't love me,
Who dies 4 u everyday??

Girl replied:
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.
.
Oye hoye...
What a dialogue!! :d

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Bubbli got caugt on date
on Independance day
.
Major Rohail-
What is this?
.
Bubbli-
Dad today is freedom day,
so let me do what I want

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