Showing posts with label Message Jokes. Show all posts
Showing posts with label Message Jokes. Show all posts
Monday, 15 September 2014
Friday, 12 September 2014
Wednesday, 10 September 2014
Tuesday, 9 September 2014
Wednesday, 3 September 2014
Do Choohe Bike Par Ghoom Rahe The,
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Ek tiger Ne Lift Mangi,
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Itne Mein Ek Chooha Khada Ho Ke
Bola,
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Chooha: “Dekh Le Aur Soch Le, Phir
Teri Maa Kahegi K tu Gundo Ke Sath
Ghoomta hai“
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Ek tiger Ne Lift Mangi,
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Itne Mein Ek Chooha Khada Ho Ke
Bola,
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Chooha: “Dekh Le Aur Soch Le, Phir
Teri Maa Kahegi K tu Gundo Ke Sath
Ghoomta hai“
6 saal me 6 bacche
ye kya mazak hai
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Daamaad :
Maine Aapse pehle hi kaha tha
garib zarur hu par.
Aapki beti ko khali pet nai
rakhunga..!!..lolzz
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ye kya mazak hai
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Daamaad :
Maine Aapse pehle hi kaha tha
garib zarur hu par.
Aapki beti ko khali pet nai
rakhunga..!!..lolzz
Tuesday, 2 September 2014
1 Ladki Bus Stand Pe Khadi Thi
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1 Ladka Bike Pe Jatta Hai . .
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Vapas Ata Hai Or Uss Ladki Se
Puchta Hai
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Pehchana Kya ???
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Ladki : " Nahi Toh . .
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Ladka : " Kya Yaar, Abhi To
Samne Se Gaya
Tha
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1 Ladka Bike Pe Jatta Hai . .
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Vapas Ata Hai Or Uss Ladki Se
Puchta Hai
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Pehchana Kya ???
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Ladki : " Nahi Toh . .
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Ladka : " Kya Yaar, Abhi To
Samne Se Gaya
Tha
Monday, 1 September 2014
One fine day he proposed her. . .
But she rejected and threatened that she would complain to the principal if he ever bothered her again. .
And the boy remains silent for rest of the days. .
Some days later the girl borrows a book from that boy and writes in it . " I love u too. Sorry to hurt you the other day. If you forgive me, please come and speak to me." . . . .
Four years passed, ... But.... the boy never approached the girl again. . . ... . . . . .
MORAL: boys never open their book!
Sunday, 31 August 2014
Saturday, 23 August 2014
Apni Haseen Ankhon Mein Chuppa Lo Mujh Ko;
Mohabbat Agar Karte Ho To Chura Lo Mujh Ko;
Khone Ka Agar Khauf Hai Tumhein To;
Dil Kee Har Dhadkan Mein Basaa Lo Mujh Ko!
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Mohabbat Agar Karte Ho To Chura Lo Mujh Ko;
Khone Ka Agar Khauf Hai Tumhein To;
Dil Kee Har Dhadkan Mein Basaa Lo Mujh Ko!
Pappu was perplexed by a question in the examination.
Q: What are 'gills'?
Pappu tried hard to remember but in vain. Then he asked Bunty sitting behind him.
Bunty: They have some connection with fish.
Pappu's eyes lit up and he wrote... GILLS are found in Punjab and generally in Ludhiana. They're very found of alcohol which they enjoy everyday with 'Fried Fish'!
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Q: What are 'gills'?
Pappu tried hard to remember but in vain. Then he asked Bunty sitting behind him.
Bunty: They have some connection with fish.
Pappu's eyes lit up and he wrote... GILLS are found in Punjab and generally in Ludhiana. They're very found of alcohol which they enjoy everyday with 'Fried Fish'!
Tuesday, 19 August 2014
A teenage girl had been talking on the phone for about half an hour, and then she hung up.
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"Wow!," said her father, "That was short. You usually talk for two hours. What happened?"
"Wrong number," replied the girl.
