Pakistani: Tera Birthday kab hai
Indian: Next week,
Why?
Pakistani: Tujhe ghar ki
window ke
liye parde gift
karne hai.
Teri Wife ko tere saath
Kiss krte hue
dekh-dekh ke Bor ho gaya hu.
Indian: Tera Birthday kab hai?
Pakistani: Next month, Why?
Indian: Tujhe Doorbeen Gift Karni
hai, Taaki tu
dekh Sake ki Wife Kiski hai..
Indians like pls..

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Teacher :" Agr Tum Dost ko 500 do, usko200 ki
Zarurt Ho to Wo Kitne Wapas Dega ??
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Stdnt:" Kuchh bhi Nai..
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Teacher :" Kya Tum maths Nai Jante ?? .
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Student:" Sir Aap Un Kamino ko Nai Jante...

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One fine day he proposed her. . .

But she rejected and threatened that she would complain to the principal if he ever bothered her again. .

And the boy remains silent for rest of the days. .

Some days later the girl borrows a book from that boy and writes in it . " I love u too. Sorry to hurt you the other day. If you forgive me, please come and speak to me." . . . .

Four years passed, ... But.... the boy never approached the girl again. . . ... . . . . .

MORAL: boys never open their book!  

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