Showing posts with label Teacher Student Jokes. Show all posts
Showing posts with label Teacher Student Jokes. Show all posts
Friday, 12 September 2014
Teacher: Tumne Kabhi Koi Nek Kam Kiya Hai..?
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Pappu: Haan Sir..!
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Ek Bujurg Aram Se Ghar Jaa Raha Tha..!
Mainne Kutta Piche Laga Diya..!!
Jaldi Ghar Pahuch Gaya..!!!
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Pappu: Haan Sir..!
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Ek Bujurg Aram Se Ghar Jaa Raha Tha..!
Mainne Kutta Piche Laga Diya..!!
Jaldi Ghar Pahuch Gaya..!!!
Tuesday, 9 September 2014
Friday, 5 September 2014
Wednesday, 3 September 2014
Punjabi Bacche ki Maa bacche se :-"Tum poore
saal nahi padhte aur fir Exams aate hi kitabo mein lag jate ho. Aisa kyon karte ho ?"
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Baccha:- "Kyonki lehro k sath chalne ka anand to sabhi ko pasand hai..
Lekin, toofano mein kashti nikaalne ka maza hi kuch aur hai.."
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Maa:- "Idhar aa kutteya.....,
Tainu mai dasan....aaya vadda TITANIC da Driver...."
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saal nahi padhte aur fir Exams aate hi kitabo mein lag jate ho. Aisa kyon karte ho ?"
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Baccha:- "Kyonki lehro k sath chalne ka anand to sabhi ko pasand hai..
Lekin, toofano mein kashti nikaalne ka maza hi kuch aur hai.."
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Maa:- "Idhar aa kutteya.....,
Tainu mai dasan....aaya vadda TITANIC da Driver...."
Tuesday, 2 September 2014
Monday, 1 September 2014
Teacher :" Agr Tum Dost ko 500 do, usko200 ki
Zarurt Ho to Wo Kitne Wapas Dega ??
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Stdnt:" Kuchh bhi Nai..
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Teacher :" Kya Tum maths Nai Jante ?? .
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Student:" Sir Aap Un Kamino ko Nai Jante...
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Zarurt Ho to Wo Kitne Wapas Dega ??
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Stdnt:" Kuchh bhi Nai..
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Teacher :" Kya Tum maths Nai Jante ?? .
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Student:" Sir Aap Un Kamino ko Nai Jante...
Sunday, 31 August 2014
Mam: Agar me teri maa ban jauto tuje 2 din me sudhar du!
Golu: madam me abhi jake
apne bapu ko btata hu ki..
bapu teri lotery lgne wali hai.
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Golu: madam me abhi jake
apne bapu ko btata hu ki..
bapu teri lotery lgne wali hai.
Wednesday, 20 August 2014
Tuesday, 19 August 2014
Little Johnny: Teacher, can I go to the bathroom?
Teacher: Little Johnny, MAY I go to the bathroom?
Little Johnny: But I asked first!
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Teacher: Little Johnny, MAY I go to the bathroom?
Little Johnny: But I asked first!
A teacher asked a student to write 55.
Student asked: How?
Teacher: Write 5 and beside it another 5!
The student wrote 5 and stopped.
teacher: What are you waiting for?
student: I don't know which side to write the other 5!
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Student asked: How?
Teacher: Write 5 and beside it another 5!
The student wrote 5 and stopped.
teacher: What are you waiting for?
student: I don't know which side to write the other 5!
