I need you to know our friendship means a lot -
If you cry then I cry,
if you laugh then I laugh..
if you jump out the window
I look down then....I laugh again

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Hey listen......
Two people were asking
Me about you,
I give them ur address
And cell no,
They will b visiting u soon,
Their names r joy n happiness.

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The students hesitated for several minutes, but eventually everyone inserted their fingers in the body’s nose & tasted it.

When everyone finished the professor looked at them & said :The most important 2nd quality is Observation.

I inserted my middle finger but tasted the index finger. Now learn to pay attention!

All students : shitttt !!  

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1st year MBBS students were attending their 1st anatomy class.

They all gathered around the table with real dead body.
The professor started the class by telling them two important qualities as a doctor.

The 1st is that never be disgusted about anything regarding the body e.g. he inserted his finger in the body’s nose & on drawing back, put the finger in his own mouth & tasted it.

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Question asked from a husband:
If your wife is shouting at the front door and your dog is barking at the back door, who do you let in first?

Husband Replied:
The dog, of course. At least he’ll shut up after you let him in.

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To the People who hate me:

Dear Haters..
I couldn’t help but notice that,

AWESOME ends with “ME”

&

UGLY starts with “U” !

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Wife : had ur lunch.?
Husband : had ur lunch.?

Wife : i m asking you
Husband : i m asking you

Wife : u copying me.?
Husband : u copying me?

Wife : lets go shopping
Husband :Yes i had my lunch!

Husband Trolled by wife 

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Udaas Hoon Par Tujh Se Naraz Nahi........!
Tere Dil Mein Hoon Par Tere Paas Nahi........!

Jhoot Kahoon To Sub Kuch Hai Mere Paas........!
Aur Such Kahoon To Ek Tere Siwa Kuch Bhi Khaas Nahi........! ♥

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Badi muddat se chaha hain tujhe,
Badi duaon se paya hain tujhe,
Tujhe khone ki sochu bhi to kaise,
Kismat ki lakiro se churaya hai tuje

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Jise chaha kaash woh humara hota,
Khwaish ka bhi koi kinara hota,
Ye soch kar maine usko roka nahi,
Door hi kyo jata agr wo hmara hota

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Dooriyan bahut hain par itna samajh lo,
Paas rehkar hi koi rishta khaas nhi hota,
Tum dil ke pas itne ho, ki dur rehkar bhi
Humein dooriyoon ka ehsaas nhi hota..!!

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                                                         Ae zindagi yu mujhse daga na kar

Main jinda rahu ye dua na kar,

Koi chhuta hai tujhe to hoti hai jalan

Ae hawa tu bhi usse chhuaa na kar.

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