Showing posts with label Girls Jokes. Show all posts
Showing posts with label Girls Jokes. Show all posts
Thursday, 11 September 2014
Wednesday, 10 September 2014
1st Girl: Aaj kl k ladkon ka toh bilkul b bharosa nhi krna chahiye !!
Main to ab uski shakl bhi nhi dekhungi..
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2nd Girl: Kyon kya hua..??
Uska kisi aur ke saath bhi chaakar hai?
Ya tumne usko kisi aur ladki ke sath dekh liya ?
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1st Girl: Nhi usne mujhe kisi aur ladke k sath dekh liya h, jb ki woh kl bol rha tha ki wo out of city jaa raha h..!!
''Jhootha....Dhokhebaaz.....Kameena.....!!''
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2nd Girl: Kyon kya hua..??
Uska kisi aur ke saath bhi chaakar hai?
Ya tumne usko kisi aur ladki ke sath dekh liya ?
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1st Girl: Nhi usne mujhe kisi aur ladke k sath dekh liya h, jb ki woh kl bol rha tha ki wo out of city jaa raha h..!!
''Jhootha....Dhokhebaaz.....Kameena.....!!''
Hahaaahaa Thoko Like
Tuesday, 9 September 2014
Friday, 5 September 2014
Thursday, 4 September 2014
Tuesday, 2 September 2014
Boys will always be boys!!
Heights of coolness…….!!
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Two best friends coming out of the
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Two best friends coming out of the
examination hall with chips and coke in
hands.
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First friend: Which paper was it??..
hands.
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First friend: Which paper was it??..
Second friend: I guess it was maths…not
sure..
sure..
1st: (surprisingly):You read the question
paper??..
paper??..
2nd: NO..! I saw a girl sitting besides me
using a calculator
using a calculator
Boy teasing a girl~~ Boy~ Jhalak
dikhla jaa,jhalak
dikhla jaa
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Girl~ (Chappal utaar ke) Ek Baar
Aaja Aaja Aaja
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Boy Shocks...
Girl First Time Rockz
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dikhla jaa,jhalak
dikhla jaa
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Girl~ (Chappal utaar ke) Ek Baar
Aaja Aaja Aaja
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Boy Shocks...
Girl First Time Rockz
Girl to hr Blind BF :
Kash tum dehk saktey ke main
kitni
khubsurat hu..
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BF: Itni khubsurat hoti toh kya
Aankh wale Tujhe Mere liye
chhod
jaate..
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Kamini andha hu bevkoof nahi..
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Kash tum dehk saktey ke main
kitni
khubsurat hu..
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BF: Itni khubsurat hoti toh kya
Aankh wale Tujhe Mere liye
chhod
jaate..
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Kamini andha hu bevkoof nahi..
Santa :"Jaan,tumhara naam apne
haath
pe likhu ya dil pe ? :))
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Girl :"Idhar udhar kyo likhtey ho
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Agar sacha pyar krte ho to apni
property k papers par likh do
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Santa :"Oo teri !!
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Yaar ye ladkiyan kitne chalak
hogyi
hai star plus dekh ke
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haath
pe likhu ya dil pe ? :))
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Girl :"Idhar udhar kyo likhtey ho
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Agar sacha pyar krte ho to apni
property k papers par likh do
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Santa :"Oo teri !!
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Yaar ye ladkiyan kitne chalak
hogyi
hai star plus dekh ke
Girl: janu apni ye
Diamond
ring muje de do...
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Boy: kyo dear ? ?
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Girl: me roz ise dekh kar
tumhe yaad krungi...
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Boy: yaad toh tum
wese bhi
muje krogi...
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Girl: wo kese ??
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Boy: ye soch kar ki
mujse
diamond ring mangi thi,
or Kamine ne nhi di
boys thoko LIKE
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Diamond
ring muje de do...
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Boy: kyo dear ? ?
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Girl: me roz ise dekh kar
tumhe yaad krungi...
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Boy: yaad toh tum
wese bhi
muje krogi...
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Girl: wo kese ??
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Boy: ye soch kar ki
mujse
diamond ring mangi thi,
or Kamine ne nhi di
boys thoko LIKE
Monday, 1 September 2014
One fine day he proposed her. . .
But she rejected and threatened that she would complain to the principal if he ever bothered her again. .
And the boy remains silent for rest of the days. .
Some days later the girl borrows a book from that boy and writes in it . " I love u too. Sorry to hurt you the other day. If you forgive me, please come and speak to me." . . . .
Four years passed, ... But.... the boy never approached the girl again. . . ... . . . . .
MORAL: boys never open their book!
