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Do Choohe Bike Par Ghoom Rahe The,
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Ek tiger Ne Lift Mangi,
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Itne Mein Ek Chooha Khada Ho Ke
Bola,
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Chooha: “Dekh Le Aur Soch Le, Phir
Teri Maa Kahegi K tu Gundo Ke Sath
Ghoomta hai“

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Dard Hota nhi Duniya ko dikane
k liye,,,!!
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Har koi Rota nahi Aansu bahane
k liye,,,,!!
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Rooth ne ka mazaa to tab Aata
Hai,,,!!
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Jab koi Apna ho Hume manane
k liye,,,!!   

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I didn't complete my University : Bill Gates,

I Stitched Shoes in childhood : Abraham
Lincoln,

I was the one who served in Hotels : OBEROI,

I was Conductor : Rajnikanth,

I worked at Petrol Pump : Dhirubhai Ambani,

I Failed in class 10th : Sachin Tendulkar,

I was a Drop out n Keyboard Player : A.R.
Rahman,

I Slept on a Bench & borrowed Rs 20
everyday from friend to travel to
filmcity :
Shahrukh Khan,

I used to serve Tea to support my Football
Training : Lionél Messi
Life isn't about finding yourself Life is about
creating yourself....    

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Alia bhatt - safola oil to de diya bhaiya.
Iske sath ka gift nahi diya.
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shopkeeper - isske sath koyi gift nahi
hai.
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alia - ullu matt banao isme likha hai
"Cholesterol Free"    

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Do Dilo Ki Dhadkano Me 
Ek Saaz Hota Hai., 

Sab Ko Apni Apni Mohobbat 
Pe Naaz Hota Hai., 

Us Me Se Har Ek Bewafa 
Nahi Hota,, 

Us Ki Bewafai Ke Peeche Bhi 
Koi Raaz Hota Hai.!!

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Sometimes, 
you need to be alone. 
Not to be
lonely, 

but to enjoy your 
free time being
yourself..!!   

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Punjabi Bacche ki Maa bacche se :-"Tum poore
saal nahi padhte aur fir Exams aate hi kitabo mein lag jate ho. Aisa kyon karte ho ?"
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Baccha:- "Kyonki lehro k sath chalne ka anand to sabhi ko pasand hai..
Lekin, toofano mein kashti nikaalne ka maza hi kuch aur hai.."
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Maa:- "Idhar aa kutteya.....,
Tainu mai dasan....aaya vadda TITANIC da Driver...."     

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Zindgi sbko hasaye zaruri to nhi..,

Muhbbat sbko mil jaye ye zaruri to nhi..,

Kuch log bht yad ate he is tanha zindgi me..,

Hum kbhi unko yad a jye ye jaruri to nhi....!! 

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 Facebook ka Kamaal (Must Read):

Class k Doran Ek Ladkay ne Apna Facebook Account khola Or Status Update kia..

"I am using fb in Class"
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Foran 
Professor ne comment kia..

"Class se nikal jao"
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Principal ne Professor k comment ko Like kia
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Dost ne comment kia..

"Oye Cafe Aaja"
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Maa ne comment kia..

"Nalaik Insan class nhi Leni to Sabzi Le kr Ghar Aaja"
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Baap ne foran comment kia..

"Dekh Lo Apne Betay ki Harkatein"
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Usi waqt
girlfriend ka comment Aa
gya..

"Dhokay Baaz Tum ne to kaha tha k Hospital mein hun
Daadi Aakhri Stage par hain is Liye milne nhi Aa skta"
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Aur Usi waqt Daadi ne comment kia,...

" fitte muh tere Lakh Lanataaa"    

Lolzz..thoko like 

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6 saal me 6 bacche
ye kya mazak hai
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Daamaad :
Maine Aapse pehle hi kaha tha
garib zarur hu par.
Aapki beti ko khali pet nai
rakhunga..!!..lolzz     

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THERE 3 KINDS OF MEN..
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1. THE EUROPEANS
they have 1 wife and 1 girlfrnd but they love their wife most .
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2 THE AMERICANS 
They have 1 wife and 1 girlfrnd but they love their girlfrnd the most..
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3. THE INDIANS 
They have 1 wife and 4 girlfrnds but they love their mother the most..

Jai mata di....
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And the special one. --
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THE ARABS
They have 4 wives and 1 girlfrnd. But they love their camel the most!! Vallaah Habibi!!...!!..hahaha     

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