Jokes & Shayari

Teacher :" Agr Tum Dost ko 500 do, usko200 ki
Zarurt Ho to Wo Kitne Wapas Dega ??
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Stdnt:" Kuchh bhi Nai..
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Teacher :" Kya Tum maths Nai Jante ?? .
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Student:" Sir Aap Un Kamino ko Nai Jante...