Funny Shayari

1. Teri adaon pe jaaun wari-wari..
      DIal 139 for Railway Inquiry..

2. Na jine ki aarzoo na marne ka Khauf..
     the no. u r trying is currently switched off..

3. Apne gamon ko dil me daba lo..
    Naya Godrej Hair dye, Kato gholo aur laga lo..