Wednesday, 17 September 2014
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Friday, 12 September 2014
Teacher: Tumne Kabhi Koi Nek Kam Kiya Hai..?
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Pappu: Haan Sir..!
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Ek Bujurg Aram Se Ghar Jaa Raha Tha..!
Mainne Kutta Piche Laga Diya..!!
Jaldi Ghar Pahuch Gaya..!!!
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Pappu: Haan Sir..!
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Ek Bujurg Aram Se Ghar Jaa Raha Tha..!
Mainne Kutta Piche Laga Diya..!!
Jaldi Ghar Pahuch Gaya..!!!
"Kal ka kaam aaj mat karo..
usko kal par hi rakho..
kya pata us kaam ko karne ki zarurat hi na pade''
- William kamchor & James haramkhor.
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usko kal par hi rakho..
kya pata us kaam ko karne ki zarurat hi na pade''
- William kamchor & James haramkhor.
आज एक लड़की का मैसैज आया कि, "क्या आप फैसबुक चलाते हो..??"
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मैंने कहा नही ड्राइवर रखा हुआ है॥ lolzzz
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मैंने कहा नही ड्राइवर रखा हुआ है॥ lolzzz
Thursday, 11 September 2014
Without respect ,
Love is lost
without caring ,
Love is boring ,
without honesty ,
Love is Unhappy , without trust , Love is unstable
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Love is lost
without caring ,
Love is boring ,
without honesty ,
Love is Unhappy , without trust , Love is unstable
Wednesday, 10 September 2014
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Gyaan No. 1:
Agar koi hume accha lagta hai to accha wo
nahi hum hai.
Aur agar koi hume bura lagta hai to bura wahi
hai Qki hum to acche hai na.
Gyaan no 2:
Zindagi se koi cheez maango to aise maango
jaise tumhare baap ki thi.
Aur nahi mili to kaunsi tumhare baap ki thi.
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Gyaan no 3:
Agar koi apko dekh kar darwaza band kar deta
hai to yaad rakho.
Kundi dono taraf se hoti hai aap bhi bahar se
band karke bhaag jao...!!..lolzzz
Zindagi se koi cheez maango to aise maango
jaise tumhare baap ki thi.
Aur nahi mili to kaunsi tumhare baap ki thi.
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Gyaan no 3:
Agar koi apko dekh kar darwaza band kar deta
hai to yaad rakho.
Kundi dono taraf se hoti hai aap bhi bahar se
band karke bhaag jao...!!..lolzzz
″Mere Door Jaane Se yeh Waqt Nahi Rukha,
Yeh Saansein Nahi Rukhi To Phir Tumhari Zindagi Kaise Rukh Gayi,
Jo Waqt Hum Saath Bitaa paate Naa Woh Tumhare Bas Mein The Naa Mere,
Woh To Sirf Ek Kalpana Hai Aur Kalpana Ke Liye Kaisa Rona,
Yaad Woh Rakho Jo Waqt Humne Saath Beetaye Hai..
Aur Tum jab Woh Waqt Yaad Karogi To Sirf Muskuraogi..
Main jaanta Hoon Bhoola Nahi Sakogi Mujhe,
Lekin Yaad Kuch Yuh Rakhna Ke Tumhare Jeene Ke Kaam Aa Sakoon...″
Yeh Saansein Nahi Rukhi To Phir Tumhari Zindagi Kaise Rukh Gayi,
Jo Waqt Hum Saath Bitaa paate Naa Woh Tumhare Bas Mein The Naa Mere,
Woh To Sirf Ek Kalpana Hai Aur Kalpana Ke Liye Kaisa Rona,
Yaad Woh Rakho Jo Waqt Humne Saath Beetaye Hai..
Aur Tum jab Woh Waqt Yaad Karogi To Sirf Muskuraogi..
Main jaanta Hoon Bhoola Nahi Sakogi Mujhe,
Lekin Yaad Kuch Yuh Rakhna Ke Tumhare Jeene Ke Kaam Aa Sakoon...″
RishtoN Ki Ehmmiyat Bataate Hai Faasle....
Door Rehkar Bhi Kareeb Le Aate Hai Faasle....
Door Rehkar Bhi Kareeb Le Aate Hai Faasle....
JahaaN Bhi Rehta Hoon Teri Baat Karta Hoon....
Jazbaat Ko lafzoN Mein Sunaate Hai Faasle....
Jazbaat Ko lafzoN Mein Sunaate Hai Faasle....
Har Koi Uljha Hai Apni Hi Uljhano Mein....
TanhaiyoN Mein bahut Rulaate Hai Faasle....
TanhaiyoN Mein bahut Rulaate Hai Faasle....
Kabhi Waqt To Kabhi To Kuch Halaat Ke Sadke....Insaan Ko Bahut Tadpaate Hai Faasle....
Kuch Nishaniyan Jo Ab Bhi Dil Ke Kareeb Hai....
Hardum Harpal Kisi Ki yaad Dilaate Hai Faasle....
Hardum Harpal Kisi Ki yaad Dilaate Hai Faasle....
Jism To Do The Par Dil Ek Naa Ho Saka....
Kuch Aise Bhi Faisle Sunaate Hai Faasle....
Kuch Aise Bhi Faisle Sunaate Hai Faasle....
Chehre Par Khokli Si Muskaan Sajaa Kar.....
AankhoN Se Sab Kuch keh Jaate Hai Faasle....
AankhoN Se Sab Kuch keh Jaate Hai Faasle....
Wo Puchti Hai Mujse "Tum Mujhe
Itna Pyaar Kyun Krte Ho..?? "
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Mene Kaha Ek Tamannna He
Tumhe Pane Ki..
Wo Puchti Hai "Har Waqt Kyun
Udas Rehte Ho..??''
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Mene Kaha Koshish He Tumhe Har
Khushi Dilane Ki..
Wo Kehti Hai "Har Waqt Kyun
Sochte Ho..??"
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Mene Kaha Aadat Ho Gai He
Tumhe Khayalo Me Apna Banane
Ki..
Wo Kehti Hai "Kabhi Chand Bhi
Chahkr Apna Hua Hai..??"
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Mene Kaha Ek Umeed He Is Umeed
Me Zindgi Beetane Ki..
Wo Kehti Hai "Me Na Mili To..??"
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Mene Kaha To Koshish Karunga
Zindgi Mitane Ki..
Wo Kehti Hai "Tumhe Kya Milega
Mar Kar..??"
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Mene Kaha Ek Umeed Agle Janam
Me Tumhe Apna Banane Ki..!!
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Itna Pyaar Kyun Krte Ho..?? "
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Mene Kaha Ek Tamannna He
Tumhe Pane Ki..
Wo Puchti Hai "Har Waqt Kyun
Udas Rehte Ho..??''
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Mene Kaha Koshish He Tumhe Har
Khushi Dilane Ki..
Wo Kehti Hai "Har Waqt Kyun
Sochte Ho..??"
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Mene Kaha Aadat Ho Gai He
Tumhe Khayalo Me Apna Banane
Ki..
Wo Kehti Hai "Kabhi Chand Bhi
Chahkr Apna Hua Hai..??"
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Mene Kaha Ek Umeed He Is Umeed
Me Zindgi Beetane Ki..
Wo Kehti Hai "Me Na Mili To..??"
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Mene Kaha To Koshish Karunga
Zindgi Mitane Ki..
Wo Kehti Hai "Tumhe Kya Milega
Mar Kar..??"
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Mene Kaha Ek Umeed Agle Janam
Me Tumhe Apna Banane Ki..!!
Donт ĸeep υr drмѕ ιn υr eyeѕ,
ιт мay ғall downaѕ тearѕ,
вт ĸeep ιт ιn υr нrт ѕo тaт evry нrтвeaт reмιndѕ υ aвυт ιт!!!gυdмornιng нave a nιce day....lιĸerѕ ѕтarт нo jao .....donт copy мy ѕтyle
Donт ĸeep υr drмѕ ιn υr eyeѕ,
ιт мay ғall downaѕ тearѕ,
вт ĸeep ιт ιn υr нrт ѕo тaт evry нrтвeaт reмιndѕ υ aвυт ιт!!!gυdмornιng нave a nιce day....lιĸerѕ ѕтarт нo jao .....donт copy мy ѕтyle
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ιт мay ғall downaѕ тearѕ,
вт ĸeep ιт ιn υr нrт ѕo тaт evry нrтвeaт reмιndѕ υ aвυт ιт!!!gυdмornιng нave a nιce day....lιĸerѕ ѕтarт нo jao .....donт copy мy ѕтyle
Donт ĸeep υr drмѕ ιn υr eyeѕ,
ιт мay ғall downaѕ тearѕ,
вт ĸeep ιт ιn υr нrт ѕo тaт evry нrтвeaт reмιndѕ υ aвυт ιт!!!gυdмornιng нave a nιce day....lιĸerѕ ѕтarт нo jao .....donт copy мy ѕтyle
1st Girl: Aaj kl k ladkon ka toh bilkul b bharosa nhi krna chahiye !!
Main to ab uski shakl bhi nhi dekhungi..
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2nd Girl: Kyon kya hua..??
Uska kisi aur ke saath bhi chaakar hai?
Ya tumne usko kisi aur ladki ke sath dekh liya ?
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1st Girl: Nhi usne mujhe kisi aur ladke k sath dekh liya h, jb ki woh kl bol rha tha ki wo out of city jaa raha h..!!
''Jhootha....Dhokhebaaz.....Kameena.....!!''
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2nd Girl: Kyon kya hua..??
Uska kisi aur ke saath bhi chaakar hai?
Ya tumne usko kisi aur ladki ke sath dekh liya ?
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1st Girl: Nhi usne mujhe kisi aur ladke k sath dekh liya h, jb ki woh kl bol rha tha ki wo out of city jaa raha h..!!
''Jhootha....Dhokhebaaz.....Kameena.....!!''
Hahaaahaa Thoko Like
Tuesday, 9 September 2014
Ek Nayi Book Ki Lakhon Copies 2 Din
Me Hi Bik Gayi,
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Kyunki Title Ke
Typing
me Thodi Galati Ho Gai Thi.
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Book Ka Name Tha..
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“AN IDEA CAN CHANGE YOUR WIFE" instead of LIFE
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Me Hi Bik Gayi,
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Kyunki Title Ke
Typing
me Thodi Galati Ho Gai Thi.
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Book Ka Name Tha..
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“AN IDEA CAN CHANGE YOUR WIFE" instead of LIFE
A friend asked - How did you make it
possible??
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Husband - We went 2 Shimla for our
Honeymoon, While Horse riding My Wife's
Horse jumped & my wife fell down, she got up,
patted the Horse's back & said "Dis is your 1st
time"
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After a while,it happened again. She said "dis
is your 2nd time" & .
When it happened the 3rd time, she took out a
gun & shot the
horse.
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I shouted, you psycho, you killed the horse.
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She gave a grave look & said "dis is your 1st
time". &
Since then we are very happy...
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possible??
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Husband - We went 2 Shimla for our
Honeymoon, While Horse riding My Wife's
Horse jumped & my wife fell down, she got up,
patted the Horse's back & said "Dis is your 1st
time"
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After a while,it happened again. She said "dis
is your 2nd time" & .
When it happened the 3rd time, she took out a
gun & shot the
horse.
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I shouted, you psycho, you killed the horse.
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She gave a grave look & said "dis is your 1st
time". &
Since then we are very happy...
Saturday, 6 September 2014
Arz kiya hai !
Jo kehti thi tujhe dil me lock kar diya.......
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Jo kehti thi tujhe dil me lock kar diya.......
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Aaj usi ne facebook pe block kar diya......
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Jo kehti thi tujhe dil me lock kar diya.......
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Aaj usi ne facebook pe block kar diya......
A Boy texts a girl.
Boy: Hey.
Girl: Hi! What are you
doing?
doing?
Boy: Texting the most
beautiful girl of the world.
beautiful girl of the world.
Girl: Aww How cute!
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Boy: Ya! But she is not
replying so I'm texting you!
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Boy: Ya! But she is not
replying so I'm texting you!
Kapil: kitna paisa hua..?
Auto wala: 50 Rs..
Kapil: Ye le 25 Rs
Auto Wala: Ye kya sirf 25 Rs.. ye to cheating hai. .
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Kapil: Cheating kaise..Tu bhi to baith k aaya hai.. to sharing ka paisa kon dega, Tera baap
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Auto wala: 50 Rs..
Kapil: Ye le 25 Rs
Auto Wala: Ye kya sirf 25 Rs.. ye to cheating hai. .
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Kapil: Cheating kaise..Tu bhi to baith k aaya hai.. to sharing ka paisa kon dega, Tera baap
