Jokes & Shayari

Pakistani: Tera Birthday kab hai
Indian: Next week,
Why?
Pakistani: Tujhe ghar ki
window ke
liye parde gift
karne hai.
Teri Wife ko tere saath
Kiss krte hue
dekh-dekh ke Bor ho gaya hu.
Indian: Tera Birthday kab hai?
Pakistani: Next month, Why?
Indian: Tujhe Doorbeen Gift Karni
hai, Taaki tu
dekh Sake ki Wife Kiski hai..
Indians like pls..